Other uses for common objects

[TinyBubbles]

Forgive the lame title but I just came up with this game idea, you basically name an object like a pen or a shoe, and the next person finds an alternative use out of it. For example:
Pen
one handed chopstick.

Here's the first:

computer keyboard

 

[sprinkles]

Take the letters off it and use them to replace lost Scrabble tiles and/or Chess pieces. Then take a number off, throw it away, put the rest of it in a blender and call it a missingno.

PET bottle?

 

[Flavus Aquila]

Fill with denatured alcohol, block opening with rag. You now have a molotov cocktail that does not create dangerous broken glass waste.... and it is a great way to recycle empty bottles.


Hair gel.

 

[just me]

Place hair gel on your wench to make it work better when grease cannot be found.

PVC pipe

 

[Mary Shelley]

Place hair gel on your wench to make it work better when grease cannot be found.

PVC pipe

"It's not a bong, it's a water pipe." (Every head shop owner, ever.)

Cucumber

 

[Flavus Aquila]

Stick a piece of zinc in one end, and a piece of copper in the other: home-made battery.


Piano.

 

[SealHammer]

Strings can be used as garrote or for other string-like purposes. Wood can be burned. Casters can be removed to add to other heavy items which need to roll. Bad example, 90% of the parts in a piano are too specialized to have secondary uses.

Mirror

 

[barbad0s]

*waits for someone to say cactus so I can say dildo*

If you need to perform surgery or other delicate procedures in the dark and only have a weak candle, surround yourself with mirrors.

banana (don't say dildo)

 

[sprinkles]

Ok, I won't.

Cactus?




LOL I'm kidding. That's too easy.

Banana: stick needles in it and call it a cactus.

Cactus?


Edit:
Also, Afro Cactuar, for no reason at all.

 

[just me]

Minefield used for beachgoers cutting through your yard.

moonshine

 

[Flavus Aquila]

Moonshine: hand disinfectant and mouthwash.


Dental floss.

 

[rawr]

Replacement for the chain that connects your flushing lever to the stopper in the toilet. If it breaks, floss works as a good temp till you can buy a new chain.


water bottle.

 

[JGirl]

water bottle:
fill bottle with water and freeze.
on a hot day place frozen water bottle behind fan. turn fan on. sit directly in front of fan. easy air conditioning

rubber door stopper

 

[TinyBubbles]

trim the edges and turn it into a sink plug.

toaster

 

[just me]

Eggos

Predator Drone

 

[TinyBubbles]

fill it with teddy bears and become a 21st century santa claus

violin

 

[Flavus Aquila]

Hang it sideways and use the strings as a tie rack. Hang the bow sideways and use as a towel rack.


Shoes.

 

[Shaqie]

Cut them in half, put your hands inside of them and make people wonder WTF you are doing?

Iphone

 

[just me]

Camera

empty plastic bottles

 

[Quiet]

portable toilet

scratched cds